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Jim Aldersen
Computers Etc.
203 Main Street
Brockport, N.Y. 14420

Mr. Aldersen,
I am very interested in obtaining the advertised position in inventory production Sunnking Warehouse. I admire your company's efforts in recycling. I would also like to expand my knowledge of computers. BTW, most of my computer knowledge is about piracy, theft and file sharing.

My strengths that would benefit Sunnking:
a strong basic knowledge of computer hardware and software
warehouse experience with inventory and location programs
4 years of forklift experience including intentionally dangerous operation
I reside in Brockport
27 years old with a clean driving record
an insane drive to pervert any computer system into a form of entertainment
an ability to get whatever digital entertainment I want online

I am available for an interview at any time and would be able to start work immediately. please hire me soon and pay me well so i can get out of my parents' house.
Thank you for your time and attention

The Andychrist
98 East Avenue
Brockport, N.Y. 14420
(585)739-2082





























The Andychrist

98 East Avenue
Brockport NY 14420
(585)739-2082

School History

High School: Brockport High School
40 allen street brockport ny 14420
major in art graduated 2001

College: Daemen college
4380 main street amherst ny 14226-3592
major in art attended one year

Internet: william white's DXM FAQ
www.erowid.org
major in 3rd plateau graduated based on mileage

Work History
in chronological order

Hobby-Mart
Worked during high school on sundays
job duties: cashier, cleaning, and some inventory
computer program could make photos look evil by adding a "red eye" effect
store closed, wasn't my fault :)

Bruegger's Bagels
worked for two weeks after graduation from high school
job duties: cashier, cleaning, food preparation, restocking sanwich supplies
quit because of secret meetings that I was supposed to know about and attend

Northside Pegasus Group Inc. Mobil on the Run
4118 Lake rd. Brockport NY 14420
(585)395-1826
10/27/02 to 6/6/04
job duties: cashier, cleaning, food preparation, coffee making, inventory, restocking cooler
perfected a lightning fast register operation technique
quit due to caffeine overdose

Bicycle Outfitters
72 Main st. Brockport NY 14420
(585)637-9901
april 2005 to october 2005
job duties: bicycle assembly and repair, cashier, cleaning
quit because boss was only cool when he was drunk

Pavilion Gift Company
8210 Buffalo rd. Bergen NY 14416-9444
(585)494-1930
04-02-06 to 9-9-09
job duties: order picking, order inspection, cleaning, forklift driving, forklift maintnence, inventory, pick location criteria assignment, unloading incoming containers, loading outgoing containers, labeling incoming product, restocking pick locations, driving a box truck to and from extension warehouses
filled the computer with my mp3s, watched youtube and caught a virus
was fired for sowing up drunk repeatedly and demanding to be paid based on work done rather than brownie points

Wal-Mart
6265 Brockport Spencerport Rd, Brockport
(585) 637-6331
11-2-09 to 12-10-09
job duties: pushing carts, customer carry outs, changing bags in bottle return machines
quit because I'm not stupid enough to stay outside all day in the winter

Personal References

Shawn Coleman
former co-worker
boone27lvx@yahoo.com email
knows I'm crazy

Doug Siebert
friend of family
544-3276
barely spoken in years

Pat Trek
friend of family
(585)637-1050 work
(585)637-0256 home
can't tell that I'm crazy

Dan Nichols
former co-worker
300-3131 cell
too stupid to know what crazy means

Ray kline
friend of family and former boss
738-7487 cell
haven't spoken in years

Cal Klippel
former co-worker and supervisor
343-2378 home
356-2728 cell
thinks I'm pretty cool BECAUSE I'm crazy