step 1. post craigslist ad as a spam bot. include graphic detail about how bad you will spam them. names will not match, just moved here, no pictures, etc...
step 2. recieve spam replies to your spambot ad. of course the other spambots can't get enough replies! they may be reptilian illuminati feeding off unrequited love.
step 3. send spam replies to the spambots. complete with fake pictures that I've included here.
step 4. give up. the spambots just reply regardless of what you do. they don't care that you just sent them funny pictures. they just trigger off of digital communication send and recieve loops that auto generate content.
I thought my witty spambot post might dig some real person out of the robotic rubble. methods I've tried on craigslist:
normal: say you're a person. got a job, car, decent age. blend in.
results:0
crazy: tell the truth. no job, live with parents, pet rats, cemetary pictures, the whole 666 yards.
results: 1 girl replied because she saw the cute rat, but couldn't even email a conversation. the other would only text.
spambot: as described above.
results:shitloads of spam. I'm talking a mountain here! no human replies.
total humans contacted: 2
spam responses: infinite
lesson learned: don't touch the singles section of craigslist.
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