the internet has a wealth of useless crap. funeral programs are fun to play with. apparently, I was born in 1941. I'm going back to the site to see if i can change the names and dates.
Friday, January 29, 2010
the things you find...
the internet has a wealth of useless crap. funeral programs are fun to play with. apparently, I was born in 1941. I'm going back to the site to see if i can change the names and dates.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
wildest new thing i can't get enough of
on google video, there are a PLETHORA of prophecy club videos. many of these feature a character called Bill Schnoebelen. prophecy club is a born again christian talk show that invites basically anyone who can fill the time slot to talk about whatever they think is evil. this is a barrel of evangelical monkeys! these guys get REALLY excited about the subject matter. i personally find bill here to be the most entertaining. i would get a kick out of telling all about him here, but it's better to hear him say it. apparently, he was a member of pretty much EVERYTHING UNDER THE EFFING SUN until he got saved and now knows that all of that stuff is evil. the first time I watched this guy, the feeling that I got was like hearing the most satanic black metal ever. that little devil on my shoulder was LOVING it! I just went on a schnoebelen quest on google only to find that everyone thinks he's a quack. they say he's either confused or lying. guess what? I don't care! he's just so INTERESTING that I could give a fuck less if he's lying.
Bill S. gets a 10/10 on the wild meter. he's awesome!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
freezing my #$%@& off
i thought that old people liked their houses to be warm, but apparently that isn't the case these days. I freeze my ass of living with my parents and they're about 60 years. dan nichols from pgc kept his house cold too. he was 40-50 years. maybe they're trying to save money by using less heat. turns out, old people like it cold.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
west wynd project
I haven't worked on MY stuff in a while. I think that will happen tomorrow. I have 2 chords and a melody that I want to use on the grishnackh album. hopefully, a song will be born. I'm just not feeling that polarized and beginning of a new end stuff these days. must be living with my parents steers me towards the black metal side of my musical personality. what I'd REALLY like to do is a whole black metal album that's really dark, forboding, and gloomy without using distortion on any instrument. I know varg v did it already, but I want to do it too. I'd like to copy the good things that the count did like creating lots of music and writing a megalithic diatribe on society.
speaking of black metal, I was just downloading some really dark stuff from another blogspot site. type "depressive black metal" into google and go to the first link. beware: viri are known to hang out there. my computer is already doing wonky stuff that my paid antivirus program won't fix, so it would be like shooting a corpse if they infected me.
another thing about living with my parents is the amount of coffee drinking and tobacco smoking that I do has increased exponentially. I'm also eating more because I don't have to pay for food. i guess i balance myself in this way.
when I lived on my own, my intake list was:
bagel w/ creme cheese
rice w/ vegetables
beer
LOTS of robitussin
smoked: cigars
smoked: cannabis
sometimes fast food
pb&j
organic cereal w/ soy milk
vitamins
psyllium shakes
coffee
pretzels
with parents:
bagel w/ creme cheese (can't change a good thing!)
toxic meat sandwich w/ cheese
soda
coffee
bananas
whatever my mom cooks for dinner
smoked: pipe
that's even more depressing than the darkest black metal. my fav things got taken off the list when I moved here. I can do the harmful drugs that hurt my body and aren't any fun, but anything that's fun got removed! when's the last time that a chronic abuser of cough medicine died? when they died from non-dxm related causes. all these deaths that you hear about are from intentional overdose (3000+ mg), or from kids being stupid (first few times took wrong thing or body couldn't process) nobody's out there kicking the bucket with massive amounts of empties in their house. if you know what you're doing (like I do), then it ain't no thang!
tolerance develops very quickly though. one week you're having a blast with 2 bottles, next week 3 doesn't really cut it anymore. for f's sake, I was up to 4 and having to do it quick in order to get any type of effects. there have been times when I swear I could take down 6 over a few hours and still have fun. that's another thing too. you have to hit the mark without overdoing it if you want the right type of fun. overshoot that mark and you'll be in a bad place very quickly. underestimate, and you'll have to wait out a sub-par experience or risk re-dosing. how many times you do it without sleeping is a heavily debated subject. some say you shouldn't even go for 2, but I found that pretty fun! 3 gets sketchy, and after that you can't remember the last time you slept. slow and fast dosing is a choice too. slow dosing makes you feel normal, but your brain gets fucked pretty hard. it's like you take it, forget you took it, and eventually you wonder what happened. where did your sanity go? quick is more fun to me. slam them fuckers asap and it creeps over you like magic. definitely more physical effects that way. i think there's less of what the doctors called "hearing voices" too.
my concepts on preceived voices during a dxm experience:
this stuff is a dissociative. that means it detaches everything, shuffles, and plays 52 card pick up if you know what I mean. some of the "voices" come from non-vocal sources. the refrigerator running, computer whirr, that kind of stuff. these things are misinterperated by your fucked up state of mind as human voices. some come from within. your thoughts turned into audible words to you. of course, these 2 factors work together to produce the "voices" that people hear from this stuff.
didn't mean to go off on a dxm tangent, but to summarize, I like to hit the nail on the head as far as dosage goes in a quick ingestion type of way and repeat dose at least once before I go to bed. to quote lyrics from a guns n roses song, "can't stop thinkin' 'bout doin' it one more time!"
speaking of black metal, I was just downloading some really dark stuff from another blogspot site. type "depressive black metal" into google and go to the first link. beware: viri are known to hang out there. my computer is already doing wonky stuff that my paid antivirus program won't fix, so it would be like shooting a corpse if they infected me.
another thing about living with my parents is the amount of coffee drinking and tobacco smoking that I do has increased exponentially. I'm also eating more because I don't have to pay for food. i guess i balance myself in this way.
when I lived on my own, my intake list was:
bagel w/ creme cheese
rice w/ vegetables
beer
LOTS of robitussin
smoked: cigars
smoked: cannabis
sometimes fast food
pb&j
organic cereal w/ soy milk
vitamins
psyllium shakes
coffee
pretzels
with parents:
bagel w/ creme cheese (can't change a good thing!)
toxic meat sandwich w/ cheese
soda
coffee
bananas
whatever my mom cooks for dinner
smoked: pipe
that's even more depressing than the darkest black metal. my fav things got taken off the list when I moved here. I can do the harmful drugs that hurt my body and aren't any fun, but anything that's fun got removed! when's the last time that a chronic abuser of cough medicine died? when they died from non-dxm related causes. all these deaths that you hear about are from intentional overdose (3000+ mg), or from kids being stupid (first few times took wrong thing or body couldn't process) nobody's out there kicking the bucket with massive amounts of empties in their house. if you know what you're doing (like I do), then it ain't no thang!
tolerance develops very quickly though. one week you're having a blast with 2 bottles, next week 3 doesn't really cut it anymore. for f's sake, I was up to 4 and having to do it quick in order to get any type of effects. there have been times when I swear I could take down 6 over a few hours and still have fun. that's another thing too. you have to hit the mark without overdoing it if you want the right type of fun. overshoot that mark and you'll be in a bad place very quickly. underestimate, and you'll have to wait out a sub-par experience or risk re-dosing. how many times you do it without sleeping is a heavily debated subject. some say you shouldn't even go for 2, but I found that pretty fun! 3 gets sketchy, and after that you can't remember the last time you slept. slow and fast dosing is a choice too. slow dosing makes you feel normal, but your brain gets fucked pretty hard. it's like you take it, forget you took it, and eventually you wonder what happened. where did your sanity go? quick is more fun to me. slam them fuckers asap and it creeps over you like magic. definitely more physical effects that way. i think there's less of what the doctors called "hearing voices" too.
my concepts on preceived voices during a dxm experience:
this stuff is a dissociative. that means it detaches everything, shuffles, and plays 52 card pick up if you know what I mean. some of the "voices" come from non-vocal sources. the refrigerator running, computer whirr, that kind of stuff. these things are misinterperated by your fucked up state of mind as human voices. some come from within. your thoughts turned into audible words to you. of course, these 2 factors work together to produce the "voices" that people hear from this stuff.
didn't mean to go off on a dxm tangent, but to summarize, I like to hit the nail on the head as far as dosage goes in a quick ingestion type of way and repeat dose at least once before I go to bed. to quote lyrics from a guns n roses song, "can't stop thinkin' 'bout doin' it one more time!"
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
jamming with skwisgaar
guitar work with another shred god is going ok. we didn't get much done today. everything has dan's personality in it. we can play fast though.
I just got an email from primadonasaurus who I haven't heard from in forever. she says I have a good attitude about approaching difficult material.
my computer still isn't fixed. the webroot people are taking their sweet time helping me with my problem.
I just got an email from primadonasaurus who I haven't heard from in forever. she says I have a good attitude about approaching difficult material.
my computer still isn't fixed. the webroot people are taking their sweet time helping me with my problem.
resume
1-20-10
Jim Aldersen
Computers Etc.
203 Main Street
Brockport, N.Y. 14420
Mr. Aldersen,
I am very interested in obtaining the advertised position in inventory production Sunnking Warehouse. I admire your company's efforts in recycling. I would also like to expand my knowledge of computers. BTW, most of my computer knowledge is about piracy, theft and file sharing.
My strengths that would benefit Sunnking:
a strong basic knowledge of computer hardware and software
warehouse experience with inventory and location programs
4 years of forklift experience including intentionally dangerous operation
I reside in Brockport
27 years old with a clean driving record
an insane drive to pervert any computer system into a form of entertainment
an ability to get whatever digital entertainment I want online
I am available for an interview at any time and would be able to start work immediately. please hire me soon and pay me well so i can get out of my parents' house.
Thank you for your time and attention
The Andychrist
98 East Avenue
Brockport, N.Y. 14420
(585)739-2082
The Andychrist
98 East Avenue
Brockport NY 14420
(585)739-2082
School History
High School: Brockport High School
40 allen street brockport ny 14420
major in art graduated 2001
College: Daemen college
4380 main street amherst ny 14226-3592
major in art attended one year
Internet: william white's DXM FAQ
www.erowid.org
major in 3rd plateau graduated based on mileage
Work History
in chronological order
Hobby-Mart
Worked during high school on sundays
job duties: cashier, cleaning, and some inventory
computer program could make photos look evil by adding a "red eye" effect
store closed, wasn't my fault :)
Bruegger's Bagels
worked for two weeks after graduation from high school
job duties: cashier, cleaning, food preparation, restocking sanwich supplies
quit because of secret meetings that I was supposed to know about and attend
Northside Pegasus Group Inc. Mobil on the Run
4118 Lake rd. Brockport NY 14420
(585)395-1826
10/27/02 to 6/6/04
job duties: cashier, cleaning, food preparation, coffee making, inventory, restocking cooler
perfected a lightning fast register operation technique
quit due to caffeine overdose
Bicycle Outfitters
72 Main st. Brockport NY 14420
(585)637-9901
april 2005 to october 2005
job duties: bicycle assembly and repair, cashier, cleaning
quit because boss was only cool when he was drunk
Pavilion Gift Company
8210 Buffalo rd. Bergen NY 14416-9444
(585)494-1930
04-02-06 to 9-9-09
job duties: order picking, order inspection, cleaning, forklift driving, forklift maintnence, inventory, pick location criteria assignment, unloading incoming containers, loading outgoing containers, labeling incoming product, restocking pick locations, driving a box truck to and from extension warehouses
filled the computer with my mp3s, watched youtube and caught a virus
was fired for sowing up drunk repeatedly and demanding to be paid based on work done rather than brownie points
Wal-Mart
6265 Brockport Spencerport Rd, Brockport
(585) 637-6331
11-2-09 to 12-10-09
job duties: pushing carts, customer carry outs, changing bags in bottle return machines
quit because I'm not stupid enough to stay outside all day in the winter
Personal References
Shawn Coleman
former co-worker
boone27lvx@yahoo.com email
knows I'm crazy
Doug Siebert
friend of family
544-3276
barely spoken in years
Pat Trek
friend of family
(585)637-1050 work
(585)637-0256 home
can't tell that I'm crazy
Dan Nichols
former co-worker
300-3131 cell
too stupid to know what crazy means
Ray kline
friend of family and former boss
738-7487 cell
haven't spoken in years
Cal Klippel
former co-worker and supervisor
343-2378 home
356-2728 cell
thinks I'm pretty cool BECAUSE I'm crazy
Jim Aldersen
Computers Etc.
203 Main Street
Brockport, N.Y. 14420
Mr. Aldersen,
I am very interested in obtaining the advertised position in inventory production Sunnking Warehouse. I admire your company's efforts in recycling. I would also like to expand my knowledge of computers. BTW, most of my computer knowledge is about piracy, theft and file sharing.
My strengths that would benefit Sunnking:
a strong basic knowledge of computer hardware and software
warehouse experience with inventory and location programs
4 years of forklift experience including intentionally dangerous operation
I reside in Brockport
27 years old with a clean driving record
an insane drive to pervert any computer system into a form of entertainment
an ability to get whatever digital entertainment I want online
I am available for an interview at any time and would be able to start work immediately. please hire me soon and pay me well so i can get out of my parents' house.
Thank you for your time and attention
The Andychrist
98 East Avenue
Brockport, N.Y. 14420
(585)739-2082
The Andychrist
98 East Avenue
Brockport NY 14420
(585)739-2082
School History
High School: Brockport High School
40 allen street brockport ny 14420
major in art graduated 2001
College: Daemen college
4380 main street amherst ny 14226-3592
major in art attended one year
Internet: william white's DXM FAQ
www.erowid.org
major in 3rd plateau graduated based on mileage
Work History
in chronological order
Hobby-Mart
Worked during high school on sundays
job duties: cashier, cleaning, and some inventory
computer program could make photos look evil by adding a "red eye" effect
store closed, wasn't my fault :)
Bruegger's Bagels
worked for two weeks after graduation from high school
job duties: cashier, cleaning, food preparation, restocking sanwich supplies
quit because of secret meetings that I was supposed to know about and attend
Northside Pegasus Group Inc. Mobil on the Run
4118 Lake rd. Brockport NY 14420
(585)395-1826
10/27/02 to 6/6/04
job duties: cashier, cleaning, food preparation, coffee making, inventory, restocking cooler
perfected a lightning fast register operation technique
quit due to caffeine overdose
Bicycle Outfitters
72 Main st. Brockport NY 14420
(585)637-9901
april 2005 to october 2005
job duties: bicycle assembly and repair, cashier, cleaning
quit because boss was only cool when he was drunk
Pavilion Gift Company
8210 Buffalo rd. Bergen NY 14416-9444
(585)494-1930
04-02-06 to 9-9-09
job duties: order picking, order inspection, cleaning, forklift driving, forklift maintnence, inventory, pick location criteria assignment, unloading incoming containers, loading outgoing containers, labeling incoming product, restocking pick locations, driving a box truck to and from extension warehouses
filled the computer with my mp3s, watched youtube and caught a virus
was fired for sowing up drunk repeatedly and demanding to be paid based on work done rather than brownie points
Wal-Mart
6265 Brockport Spencerport Rd, Brockport
(585) 637-6331
11-2-09 to 12-10-09
job duties: pushing carts, customer carry outs, changing bags in bottle return machines
quit because I'm not stupid enough to stay outside all day in the winter
Personal References
Shawn Coleman
former co-worker
boone27lvx@yahoo.com email
knows I'm crazy
Doug Siebert
friend of family
544-3276
barely spoken in years
Pat Trek
friend of family
(585)637-1050 work
(585)637-0256 home
can't tell that I'm crazy
Dan Nichols
former co-worker
300-3131 cell
too stupid to know what crazy means
Ray kline
friend of family and former boss
738-7487 cell
haven't spoken in years
Cal Klippel
former co-worker and supervisor
343-2378 home
356-2728 cell
thinks I'm pretty cool BECAUSE I'm crazy
Saturday, January 16, 2010
greg's old band!
I was surfing facebook today and copied these pictures of greg's old band. this is the guy who's supposed to sing in my new band. a picture is worth a thousand words, thus my high expectations.
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